Sunday, August 24, 2008
Beach Comment .....
HAS EVERYONE NOTICED HOW CRAPPY THE BEACH LOOKS LATELY? THERE IS FREAKIN GRASS GROWING THROUGH THE SAND.SOON WE CAN CONVERT IT INTO A BASEBALL FIELD! THE BEACH IS OUR NEIGHBORHOODS BEST ASSET. MAYBE IF SOME OF US GET TOGETHER AND PUT TOGETHER A FUNDRAISER OR TOURNAMENT OR PARTY. THE FUNDS GATHERED CAN TAKE CARE OF SAND FOR THE BEACH AND OTHER NEEDED MAINTENANCE. THE RAMP AND JETTY LOOK GREAT BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BEACH?!
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Monday, July 14, 2008
Comments ...
Hey man dont be retarded, wait till its your kids swimming at that beach, then you wont shoot your mouth off. I was there to, and they were less than 50 feet out plenty of times so dont talk about the police if you dont know what you are talking about
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Changes in Attitudes ........................
It seems that the "Coconut Telegraph" has been around a lot longer than Jimmy after all! We will see you in Key West on July 19th.
From the Conch Republic COCONUT TELEGRAPH
Editorial: Attack of the Land Sharks
In our June issue we reported that Jimmy Buffett's Lawyers,
Greenberg Traurig, are threatening to sue the Coconut Telegraph
for trademark infringement, false endorsement and cyber
squatting because Jimmy claimed that he coined the phrase in
1981 when he wrote a song about it. He put a trademark on it and
uses it on a newsletter he produces of the same name, for the
purpose of promoting his concert dates and selling his clothing
and other products.
The response to our story "Goliath threatens David" was
amazing. The Key West Citizen did a front-page story June 11th
and The Free Press did one as well. Mark Mills from Sun 103
Clear Channel reported it and said, "We are behind you Denise.”
We received another letter from Greenberg, Traurig
overnight on June 11 stating that "If you do not cease all use of
Margaritaville's federally- registered COCONUT TELEGRAPH
and notify us of your intent to desist from any future use of the
mark before 5:00 PM on Friday, June 13, 2008 a federal lawsuit
will be filed against you and Prestige Publishing.
Well, "Son of a son of a bitch!" "Why don't we get drunk and
screw the Conch Republic Coconut Telegraph?" "A publisher looks
at jail?" NOT. Looks like those land sharks think we're rich.
This publication gets by each month from the businesses that
advertise in it. Our rates are low because we have no big fancy
building and huge staff. We do it all in our homes on our
computers. Saves the advertisers a bunch. By no means are we
getting rich though we are however helping our community by
running free ads for benefits and local charities. Is that what
the land sharks want to take away? Jimmy Buffett is a billionaire
yet what has he done for the Conch Republic? We are in no way
associated with Jimmy Buffett or his Margaritaville Enterprises;
we do however promote the Pirates on the Water, a division of
the "Parrot Heads" that do much for the community. They
organize beach cleanups and recently organized the parade and
security for the Jewfish Bridge opening. The Coconut Telegraph
is the only publication that gave them any credit for their
efforts. Gee, sounds like Jimmy wants to "Get drunk and screw
himself". The public opinion is that Jimmy Buffett probably
doesn't even know what his lawyers are up to. They are just
trying to rake up some billable hours from Jimmy. But that is
about to change. On June 20th Diana Reed from Channel 7
interviewed me and is providing the tape for Fox News. Diana
plans to interview Jimmy as well.
The citizens of the Upper Keys are organizing a friendly
demonstration on Saturday, July 26th in Key West to protest
these land sharks. We even have a Jimmy Buffett look alike to do
a spoof on some of his songs. A bus will be leaving the Pilot House
at 11 a.m.; seating is limited (see ad on 8 page) so get your tickets
early. There is a good possibility that we may gain national
attention and make a little history for the Conch Republic. If you
cannot make the “party” in Margaritaville you can still show your
support by thanking the advertisers in this issue.
From the Conch Republic COCONUT TELEGRAPH
Editorial: Attack of the Land Sharks
In our June issue we reported that Jimmy Buffett's Lawyers,
Greenberg Traurig, are threatening to sue the Coconut Telegraph
for trademark infringement, false endorsement and cyber
squatting because Jimmy claimed that he coined the phrase in
1981 when he wrote a song about it. He put a trademark on it and
uses it on a newsletter he produces of the same name, for the
purpose of promoting his concert dates and selling his clothing
and other products.
The response to our story "Goliath threatens David" was
amazing. The Key West Citizen did a front-page story June 11th
and The Free Press did one as well. Mark Mills from Sun 103
Clear Channel reported it and said, "We are behind you Denise.”
We received another letter from Greenberg, Traurig
overnight on June 11 stating that "If you do not cease all use of
Margaritaville's federally- registered COCONUT TELEGRAPH
and notify us of your intent to desist from any future use of the
mark before 5:00 PM on Friday, June 13, 2008 a federal lawsuit
will be filed against you and Prestige Publishing.
Well, "Son of a son of a bitch!" "Why don't we get drunk and
screw the Conch Republic Coconut Telegraph?" "A publisher looks
at jail?" NOT. Looks like those land sharks think we're rich.
This publication gets by each month from the businesses that
advertise in it. Our rates are low because we have no big fancy
building and huge staff. We do it all in our homes on our
computers. Saves the advertisers a bunch. By no means are we
getting rich though we are however helping our community by
running free ads for benefits and local charities. Is that what
the land sharks want to take away? Jimmy Buffett is a billionaire
yet what has he done for the Conch Republic? We are in no way
associated with Jimmy Buffett or his Margaritaville Enterprises;
we do however promote the Pirates on the Water, a division of
the "Parrot Heads" that do much for the community. They
organize beach cleanups and recently organized the parade and
security for the Jewfish Bridge opening. The Coconut Telegraph
is the only publication that gave them any credit for their
efforts. Gee, sounds like Jimmy wants to "Get drunk and screw
himself". The public opinion is that Jimmy Buffett probably
doesn't even know what his lawyers are up to. They are just
trying to rake up some billable hours from Jimmy. But that is
about to change. On June 20th Diana Reed from Channel 7
interviewed me and is providing the tape for Fox News. Diana
plans to interview Jimmy as well.
The citizens of the Upper Keys are organizing a friendly
demonstration on Saturday, July 26th in Key West to protest
these land sharks. We even have a Jimmy Buffett look alike to do
a spoof on some of his songs. A bus will be leaving the Pilot House
at 11 a.m.; seating is limited (see ad on 8 page) so get your tickets
early. There is a good possibility that we may gain national
attention and make a little history for the Conch Republic. If you
cannot make the “party” in Margaritaville you can still show your
support by thanking the advertisers in this issue.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
4TH OF JULY HAPPENINGS & OTHER THINGS . . . . . .. .
Happy 4th of July Everyone!
If you are in town for the 4th try to make the Parade, it starts at 10am in front of the parking lot at Anthony’s Clothing Store. MM92. If anyone would like to be in the parade please be there between 8:30 & 9am. We are going to be on the Peryam float! After the parade, there is going to be a Picnic at the Key Largo Community Park (behind Blockbuster) hosted by TIB & The Reporter.
Also attached is a flyer for a Meet & Greet the Candidate. Manny Madruga is running for Circuit Judge and you can have a chance to meet him on July 12th at the MM88 Restaurant between 5:30 & 7:30pm. He has many years of experience working as a Asst. State Attorney for over 17 years in Monroe County. Check out his info at www.mannyforjudge.com
SHARE Florida Food Network is a non profit organization that distributes food every month at bargain prices! I checked it out this month and thought it was pretty good. They have a website for more info at www.shareflorida.org. The website has a menu online so you can preorder and lots of information for other sites throughout Florida. You can contact JonWesley Barnhill at 305-451-2265 if you have any questions.
If you are in town for the 4th try to make the Parade, it starts at 10am in front of the parking lot at Anthony’s Clothing Store. MM92. If anyone would like to be in the parade please be there between 8:30 & 9am. We are going to be on the Peryam float! After the parade, there is going to be a Picnic at the Key Largo Community Park (behind Blockbuster) hosted by TIB & The Reporter.
Also attached is a flyer for a Meet & Greet the Candidate. Manny Madruga is running for Circuit Judge and you can have a chance to meet him on July 12th at the MM88 Restaurant between 5:30 & 7:30pm. He has many years of experience working as a Asst. State Attorney for over 17 years in Monroe County. Check out his info at www.mannyforjudge.com
SHARE Florida Food Network is a non profit organization that distributes food every month at bargain prices! I checked it out this month and thought it was pretty good. They have a website for more info at www.shareflorida.org. The website has a menu online so you can preorder and lots of information for other sites throughout Florida. You can contact JonWesley Barnhill at 305-451-2265 if you have any questions.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Coconut Telegraph says .....
I feel that if the jetskiers were arrested, they must have been breaking the law. Police Officers don't just arrest people without reason. Secondly, the people that were on the beach that day were dues paying Homeowners and their guests - otherwise, they would not have a key to get into the gate. Lastly, you refer to the person who was too much of a coward to come forward but ... yet .... you sign this "article" as Anonymous ?!?!?
Opposing View on Sunday's Arrests
I personally think that the arrests were uncalled for i was on the each that day and yes the three people riding the waverunners were riding them hard but they were not close to the beach they were out almost at the channel markers. and anyways waverunners were made to be ridden hard and fast and spin around in? the people in question that were arrested were residents of our community that own more than three properties in our park and pay all their dues and fees. they dont bother any of you all and contribute to all your fundraisers. the only reason they were arrested was because someone from our community who is too much of a coward to come forward called the police and had these family men arrested in front of their children for riding a freakin waverunner too fast. i'm sorry if all the old farts that live in our park which half of you don't even pay the association fees and have your properties looking like crap have a problem with acouple of young people having fun with their families. i just hope i have the opportunity to catch one you old farts doing something out of line around one of my properties so that i can show you how it feels to be arrested right in front of your family for no reason. why don't you guys concentrate your efforts on something productive like making our beach look better with some new sand or fixing up all your broke down ugly piece of crap trailers!
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